Happily Ever After

Okay, so I promised you some sort of post regarding the Royal Wedding and all of its fashion glory. I know I'm a little late, but better late than never. My impression can pretty much be summed up by one photograph:

Hahahahaha! Joan Rivers, I am not. Happy Friday, folks!

Fashion Faux Pas Deux - The Dusty Mini Skirt

Picture this: You walk into a relatively nice bar to meet your work friends and commiserate over cocktails at Happy Hour. You're minding your business, walking up the stairs, when a woman at least twice your age shoulder checks you in her mad dash up the stairs, most likely to lay the mack down on some unsuspecting younger gentleman. Irritated, you look up (to mutter something snarky about manners, no doubt) and see this:

Let me preclude my comments with this little disclaimer...I love short skirts. I own several of them. In fact, several is an understatement. However, I do think that there should be an age limit for mini skirts. I mean, this woman was probably in her sixties. Listen, that's just offensive. Nobody wants to be in danger of seeing your old, dusty snatch as you parade it up two flights of stairs in a mini skirt with a pattern that Versace himself wouldn't have wiped his ass with. Also, you'll notice she has on her best sexy shoes that she can just easily slide her feet into. Was Easy Stride having a sale on geriatric stripper shoes? Not a good look.

Trust me: I know you must be on some sort of premeditated cougar mission to find yourself a nice, young man who will tell you how amazing you look in your satin mini skirt and make you feel 30 for a day...but next time, maybe you should consider a nice pair of slacks. I'm just saying; you might have better luck if you kept some of your business to yourself until at least the third date.

Fashion Faux Pas

This is a new section I thought to add regarding random fashion faux pas that I witness while out and about. I've gotten really reckless with pulling out my Blackberry and snapping random pics. I do it all for you. I have to share these fashion blunders as I see them, because they are just too good not to! Like it or not, some people just do not know how to dress. Not everyone can be helped. *I can't take credit for all of the hilarity you will see - I have to give a shout out to all of my "mean girl" friends who contribute content for our enjoyment.*

Please understand, none of my observations are meant to be mean. This is purely for entertainment purposes. It's not my fault; this is real life! I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried...so where shall I begin?

Fashion Faux Pas Un - Corporate G.I. Jane

You would be uh-mazed at the fantastic finds we have at work. Like this lovely lady, Contestant #1.

Wtf was she thinking when she put these pants on in the morning? Is this appropriate attire for any job? WHAT is this camo print blending with?? Whatcha hiding in there? I'm pretty sure she cannot be incognito with those pants on. I think my favorite part is the bell sleeves on her shirt...and are those cowboy boots I see? The purse looks like it has a curious pattern or design, also. This is some good shit right here.

Stay tuned, folks. More to come.